Build combos, unlock Ultra Slap, and survive the fight.
Save your score on the leaderboard.
Share your result and prove your side owns the war.
Top players can earn Paper Points that may count toward future airdrop token eligibility.
PAPER POINTS
Earn status. Maybe earn more.
Paper Points are earned by the deranged few who actually show up. Top players get recognized. Recognition may turn into airdrop eligibility. Airdrop eligibility may turn into something real.
A planned 0.5% of the token supply will be reserved for the community airdrop pool.
No cash rewards guaranteed.
No Rugs.
No mercy for noobs.
No financial advice.
Just WAR.
AIRDROP
The printer counts your loyalty.
A planned 0.5% of the token supply goes to the community airdrop pool. Here is exactly how it works β written down BEFORE launch, so nobody can move the goalposts later:
Play the war. Earn Paper Points by finishing rounds and ranking up.
Save your score with your X handle. No handle = no airdrop. Points without a handle are just vibes.
Snapshot. The snapshot date will be announced in advance on our X account. When it hits, points freeze.
Per-player cap. The pool is split across eligible handles with a cap per player. Bots and multi-account farmers get erased from the list.
The list goes public. After the snapshot we publish the full eligibility list. Check your handle. No backroom math.
Claim. Wallets are collected ONLY after the snapshot, through an official form posted on this site and on our X. Never in DMs.
Security rules β read this twice:
We will NEVER DM you first.
We will NEVER ask for your seed phrase.
The only official links are the ones on this site.
No cash rewards guaranteed. Eligibility is not a promise of value. This is a meme war, not a pension plan.
Just WAR.
TOKEN COMING SOON
The war launches first.
We are not launching a token today. We are launching a war today.
The token is in the back, doing pushups, getting ready.
Follow the X account. Don't trust any contract address that isn't from us.
No presale.
No rugs.
Fair launch or nothing.
CONTACT
Meme war diplomacy desk.
For questions, partnerships, or meme war diplomacy: